One of my least favorite tasks at work is something called case reading. Those of us in the Central office have to proofread the information electronically sent to us from the centers across the state. It is an incredibly boring thing to do, made worse by the fact that the centers think I'm just a librarian-in-a-bun fussbudget. I didn't ask for this task. At the end of the weekly "joy" I invariably say, "There's an hour/90 minutes/two hours of my life I'll never get back."
Until recently, I had to tell the MIS folks that I had completed the venal job. But rather than just write, "Done with casereading", I would, as my own personal protest, take some music I was listening to, probably something I got from Fred Hembeck, and alter the title with a form of the word casereading. It's very Loganian. (Loganesque?)
I've Got Casereading Under My Skin Let Me See His Casereading Nose Casereadin' on Heaven's Door Signed, Sealed, Caseread, I'm Yours Casereading in the Dark If You Caseread Somebody, Set Them Free The Consequences of Casereading Don't Think About Her When You're Trying to Caseread Casereading with the King It Was the Casereading Talkin' (Not Me) Drops of Casereading You've Really Got A Casereading on Me I Feel The Casereading Move Giving You The Best That I Caseread You Can't Case Read in a Buffalo Herd Every Casereading Tells A Story In Memory of Elizabeth Caseread The Revolution Will Not Be Caseread What Casereading Is This? Hark! The Herald Angels Caseread Our Casereading Is Here To Stay Can't Fight This Casereading Five Casereaders Named Moe The Good, The Bad, and the Casereading Somewhere Down The Crazy Casereading I've Been Casereading You Too Long (To Stop Now) Casereading Makes You Happy (Sha-Na-Boom-Boom) I Can't Caseread You Baby In Memory of Elizabeth Caseread Jackie Wilson Said (I'm In Heaven When You Caseread) Casereading No. 5 Don't Case Read in Anger You Caseread Me Too Much It Ain't Over Till the Fat Lady Casereads Don't Let Casereading Turn You Around I've Got a Casereading (times two) Casereading on the Souls of Her Shoes A Small Casereading of Value Will Come to You, Shortly That's Right (You're Not from Caseread) This Old Caserereading of Mine (Is Weak for You) Heaven Must Have Caseread You Casereaders on the Storm Old Casereaders at Home Have Yourself A Merry Little Caseread Way Over Caseread in A Minor Key Your Casereading Is Gonna Come TRYIN' to throw your CASEREADING around the WORLD Betcha By Caseread, Wow It Don't Mean A Caseread If It Ain't Got That Swing Drug Store Case Readin' Man All Caught Up In Casereading Hey Hey (Casereading Comin') El caseread pasa What A Casereading World Neither One of Us (Wants to be the First to Say Caseread) (Don't Worry) If There's Casereading Below, We're All Going to Go (You Caught Me) Casereadin' Casereading Nikki Lay Your Casereading on Me I'm Just Talkin' About Casereading I Ain't Gonna Case Read My Heart Anymore When the World is Casereading Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around The Last Caseread Evening There Is Casereading On Your Mind Song for a Future Casereading Big Rock Caseread Mountain Tonight The Caseread's On Me Hey Jack Casereader An American in Caseread Do Nothin' Till You Caseread from Me Caseread Comes Hard To Me Busy Doin' Casereadin’ Sexual Casereading in the Workplace Funkier Than A Casereader's Tweeter I Don't Want To Be A Casereader The Big Bright Green Caseread Machine The Old Account Was Caseread Long Ago The Nest That Caseread the Sky Like A Songbird That Has Caseread 1st Movement Caseread from the Rach. 3 Gee, Officer Caseread Beware Caseread When A Man Loves A Caseread The Great Wall of Caseread The Low Spark of Case-Read Boys Trash, Trampoline and the Caseread Girl The Miseducation of Caseread Hill Sit Down, You're Casereadin' the Boat Do You Want to Know a Caseread Gee Caseread Ain't I Good for You I'm Putting All My Eggs in One Caseread One Case, One Read Casereading in my heart Casereading on the Moon Flushed from the Caseread of Your Heart The Ballad of Caseread Brown Shame on the Casereading Name Dazed and Caseread Caseread in Vermont Casereading Mussels (from the shell) Ruby, Don't Caseread Your Love to Town Komm, Gib Mir Deine Caseread Soul Sister, Brown Caseread Leave My Caseread Alone For Caseread, Whenever I May Find Her Hey Jack Caseread Mama, He Treats Your Caseread Mean Casereading the Clouds Away As Joseph Was a-Casereading Casereading Letter 23 I Heard the Bells on Caseread Day Caseread Derby Queen Caseread in Your Own Hometown It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Casereading) Will It Go Round in Caseread Love's in Need of Caseread Today Take Me Out to the Case Read Casereadin' Round Crying Only Casereading Can Break Your Heart If I Had Possession Over Casereading Day