Back on June 1, I did this summary column of all the things that I had learned in a month of blogging. The title above comes from "What Have You Learned, Dorothy?" from The Wizard of Oz (1939). That quote did NOT make the AFI’s top 400 quotes, though six Oz quotes did, let alone the Top 100 movie quotes (3 Oz gems.) I’ve liked this quote because of the delivery by Glinda (Billie Burke) of the word LEARNED.
I’ve LEARNED that I have nothing to say about the new War of the Worlds movie opening this week, even though it was partially filmed in Athens, NY, near here, except to say that I LOVE it when a big film hits a small town; it seems to really enhance the collective ego of the place. I especially have nothing to say about Tom and Katie.
I wrote about identity theft on June 10, but the worst was yet to come. The story about the breach in security that put 40 million credit cards at risk comes out. So, what’s the advice we get? "Be vigilant." Check your statements for unauthorized expenditures, and whatnot.
I’ve LEARNED that I’m feeling TIRED of being "vigilant". Watching for the next terrorist/shark attack/industrial disease/assault on civil liberties/illegal incursion is exhausting enough. But having to be wary of the faceless interlocking conglomerate that seems to know more about me than I do makes me want to take all of my money and stuff it under my pillow. But if everyone did THAT, I’ve been told, it would wreck this economy.
Speaking of money, I’ve LEARNED that when I need 75 cents for a vending machine, little is more frustrating than having two quarters, two dimes and 13 pennies.
I've LEARNED that throwing money at a problem is a lot easier that changing hearts. This is why Bob Geldof's Live 8 concerts tomorrow is much more remarkable than the Live Aid concerts two decades ago. Sir Bob is trying to make a systemic change in the attitudes and policies of the G8 nations towards the poorer nations, such as those in Africa.
I've LEARNED that Heather Mills McCartney (that's the wife of Sir Paul) visited "Philip" and "addressed his worry and fears, and counseled him about living life as an amputee" on the June 29 episode of the NBC soap Days of Our Lives, and she is expected to appear once more, on the July 4 show. If she hasn't already, expect her to talk about Adopt a Minefield, a topic close to her heart.
Burning the flag was my Flag Day message. So, of course, the House subsequently passes an amendment that would allow Congress the right to pass a law banning flag-burning. It still has to pass the Senate and then pass muster in 38 states. I’ve LEARNED that some legislation just seems to have a life of its own.
I've LEARNED that it is Canada Day and I had to LOOK UP the name of the Prime Minister. It may be conjecture on my part, but I'm guessing that most Canadians can name the U.S. President.
I’ve LEARNED that I can scoop even intrepid writers like Fred Hembeck (June 23).
I've LEARNED that Lynn Moss, who I had immortalized on this page recently, is amazingly clever. She figured out the hotel problem in the last episode of the Jeopardy! story was Bill Clinton! My, that Julie has bright parents!
I’ve LEARNED how to link to a single entry on my blog, although not everyone else's.
I’ve LEARNED that at least two of my sister Leslie’s friends are reading this blog.
I've LEARNED that my cholesterol is down from 204 last June to 176 this June. I'd like to say it was diet and exercise, so I will: bad diet and lack of exercise. But no pharmaceuticals.
I've LEARNED that Lydia is 23 pounds (50th percentile) and 33 inches (70th percentile), as of yesterday.
I’ve LEARNED that I am even more evil than Hemby in getting people to start blogs, like I did to my poor friend Lori, and I will continue to do so. Nothing will stop me. HEH, HEH, HEH!
Blog posts with legs: And then I wrote
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